I woke up yesterday morning with my back aching like nobody's business. My old bones, let me show it.

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I must say that those argyle tights, leather boots, and kilt are looking mighty fine on Cam Gigandet.

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Kathy Griffin says "Knock the dicks out of your mouth! on CNN. It is glorious.

Oh, AC, AC, AC. First, you "appreciate" David Beckham's tattoos and then have his balls flying at your face, now you're in Michael Phelps' home, saying such unsubtle things like "Mind if I hold one? They're very heavy!" Are you trying to tell us something, Anderson Cooper?

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- October 11 -

You are very independent and don't care what others think of you. You are genuine and romantic. You love the outdoors, travel and the arts.

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Or humidity, whatever the fuck it is. I take a few steps and already I'm sweating like nobody's business. I take a bath and immediately after I towel off I'm already sweating. WHEN WILL THE GODDAMNED RAINS COME?

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This will be my last picture post on Thailand, so I left the best for last.

ELEPHANTS!The PR people were kind enough to indulge in our request for pachyderm bonding on our last day in Bangkok, hence this adorable set of pictures where I try to smile as I grip the...erm..handlebars. I had this horrible, horrible fear that I would fall off the ( Read more... )